This is the Pineapple of Thwartedness. It is here as a monument to those who lost their grip on that treacherous path between Enlightenment and Communication, and plunged into the Abyss of WTF. Don't worry, it is a temporary state: just like a pineapple growing into a new pineapple tree, the solution lies within your head. Back to the Thwarted Pineapple.